Super Mario 64 DS Character Dialogue

Super Mario 64 DS has a lot of dialogue which changes when you use a different character. You discover some trends, like that most Toads respect Mario and hope Yoshi helps get things done. Luigi gets very little respect and a lot of characters fear Wario, but some can see that he can be a good person. Enjoy the hilarity.

Foyer Toad

Yoshi- Thank heavens you came too, Yoshi! Bowser has locked Princess Toadstool and all of us inside the walls. He stole our Power Stars and is using their magic to create an evil land of monsters in the castle walls and paintings. Mario and his buddies want to retrieve the Stars, but they haven’t come back. Last I saw them, they were heading to the room on the left with the painting of the Bob-ombs. Where are they?! Are they taking a nap somewhere? So now it’s up to you, Yoshi, to find them and retrieve the Stars! We all are depending on you!

Mario- Mario! Am I glad to see you! I hadn’t seen you in so long that I was getting worried! Looks like you met up with Yoshi all right, huh? You better get back to finding the Power Stars. Princess Toadstool is depending on you! You are our only hope.

Luigi- Huh…? Who are you? Oh, yes…Luigi, right? You’re always in Mario’s shadow, so I didn’t recognize you at first. Princess Toadstool is still trapped in the walls. Won’t you please retrieve the Power Stars, Luigi? But don’t get in Mario’s way or anything.

Wario- Eek! Oh, i-it’s you, Wario. You’re looking as bad as ever. S-sorry. Sorry! Don’t give me that dirty look. A-actually, now that I look closer, you look horrible. Erm, horribly healthy, that is. I’m not just saying that. Have you been working out? Princess Toadstool is still trapped in the walls. We’re all counting on your muscle to defeat Bowser and get the Power Stars. Wait a minute. You wouldn’t sneak one out of the castle, right? Eek! J-just kidding!

Bob-omb Toad

Yoshi- Yoshi! Mario and the others just jumped into that picture. But… they haven’t come back out, despite the castle’s plight. Despite all that, it’s really rude to act like a maniac. Use the Touch Screen to run and walk, even across narrow ledges.

Mario- Mario, Yoshi jumped into that picture chasing you. Did he find you? The mountain in that picture looksl like a great place to relax. I bet it’s a peaceful land, with no strife.

Luigi-Luigi, I heard that you can run on water for brief periods. That’s just incredible! I have a new respect for you, seriously. Oh! I know! Can you show me a backward somesault? (Typo) Spin, spin, SUPERSPIN!

Wario- Wario, it’s impolite to shuffle noisily around the castle, you know. No matter how tough you look…it’s…umm…prohibited.

Whomp Toad

Yoshi- Bowser took all the Stars I tried to hide here. There are 7 Stars in each course. You’ll need your buddies to get some of them. Teamwork goes a long way when you’re going up against Bowser.

Mario- Mario, why don’t you triple jump into the painting? It’s such a stylish move! I’ll watch it from here.

Luigi-What?! You’re Luigi? The world’s most inept and least charismatic brother? Wow! Can you introduce me to Mario? Huh? Did we meet the other day? I totally forgot. You’re not very memorable. I guess your brother got all the charisma in the family, huh!

Wario- Your reputation’s bad, Wario, but it’s only because your mustache is mean looking. If you ask me, it’s a good look. It’ll scare the enemies into forking over the stolen Power Stars!

Jolly Roger Toad

Yoshi- The Star you chose at the beginning of the course appears on the map below. The anme of the Star is also a clue. You can also collect Stars that don’t appear on the map. Get the Stars in any order you like. Keep in mind, though… Some Stars only appear when you choose specific missions, enemies, and items. Once you’ve retrieved some Stars, move on to the door to the next course. Everyone’s waiting for you to save us!

Mario- Being imprisoned in these walls can drive a fungus crazy. When I really start to freak out, I think to myself, “Well, I’m going to be here for a while, so I might as well stare at the fish. They are oddly hypnotic.” Then I actually start to like being captured… … … … Aaauugh! IT’S MADNESS! I’ve got to snap out of this! You have to free us before we’re all completely brainwashed! … But for now, why don’t you gaze at the fish with me. You look tense. Come relax.

Luigi-Sometimes when I’m staring at the fish, I think I wouldn’t mind staying here forever. It helps me forget about my horrible fate. Would you like to join me and watch them together? It’ll soothe you.

Wario- Wario?! Eek! There are no valuables in here, so please don’t hurt me. I’m serious! Why don’t you just sit down and stare at the fish with me?

Basement Toad

Yoshi- Wow! You’ve recovered that many Stars? Way to go, Yoshi! I knew I could count on you. You’ll have us out of here in no time! Be careful though. Bowser and his band are getting desperate. Here’s a tip to help you out: When you fall from a high place, you can avoid getting hurt if you pound the ground before you land.

Mario- Wow! You’ve already recovered that many Stars? Way to go! You’ll have us out of here in no time! Be careful, though. Bowser and his band wrote the book on bad. Take my advice: When you fall from a high place, it’ll hurt less if you ground-pound near the ground. If you go back to your room, you can switch places with Yoshi. Everyone desereves a chance to shine.

Luigi-Wow! You’ve recovered that many Star? Way to go, Mario! … What? You’re Luigi? I don’t believe it. Luigi couldn’t have pulled off such an impressive feat! Stop trying to fool me, Mario! You might be wearing green clothes… But don’t think I can’t tell you two apart. Fine. If you’re really Luigi, you’ll be able to spin in the air after a backward somersault. You’ll also have amazing agility and be able to run on water for a second. You’ll also be able to scuttle in Standard Mode by holding down (B). When I see you do all that, maybe then I’ll believe you’re Luigi!

Wario- I can tell that you are obsessed with money. But since coins help you recover from injuries, we should all be so greedy. I hear red coins refill 2 pieces of the Power Meter and blue coins refill 5. That’s incredible!

Hazy Maze Toad

Yoshi- That dinosaur-skin look is so aeons ago. You know, even a cap would really spice up your look. Come back when you get one, because I have advice for the fashionably dressed.

Mario- Even if all the caps look the same, the one you’ve been wearing for years is special. Your luck will run out if you lose it. When you lose your cap, hitting a ? Block is very unlucky. But don’t worry. You can find your cap in the course where you lost it. It should appear on the map below.

Luigi- Luigi, even if all caps look the same, the one you’ve been wearing for years is special. Don’t lose it or your luck will run out. If you lose your cap, hitting a ? Block will spell disaster! But don’t worry too much. If you lose your cap, you’ll find it in the course where you lost it – just look at the map below.

Wario- Wario, just because the caps look the same, remember that the one you’ve been wearing for years is lucky. Your luck will turn bad without it. Don’t count on your devilishly good luck to bail you out of this one, Wario. Without your cap, you’ll only get trouble from the ? Block. You can find your last cap in the course where you lost it. It should appear on the map below.

2nd Floor Toad With Star

Yoshi- Wow! Look at all those Power Stars! You HAVE to beat that Bowser! Let me give you a little hint about the castle. In the room with the mirrors, look carefully for anything that’s not reflected in the mirror, and an ally with info. … And when you go to the water town, you can flood it with a high jump into the painting. Oh, and I found this.
Again- Please, give Bowser the boot! Here, let me give you hints about the castle. In the room with the mirrors, look carefully for anything that’s not reflected in the mirror, and an ally with info. … And when you go to the water town, you can flood it with a high jump into the painting.

Mario- Thanks to the Power of the Stars, life is returning to the castle. Please, you have to give Bowser the boot! Here, let me tell you a little something about the castle: In the room with the mirrors, look carefully for anything that’s not reflected in the mirror. You’ll also find a friend in that room who has seen the invisible man… Which is weird because, well, he’s invisible. And when you go to the water town, you can flood it with a high jump into the painting. Oh, and I found this.

Luigi-You’re really whaling on Bowser, Luigi! We’ll have to call you the Luigi Brothers soon! I’ll tell you a secret that will help you out. In the room with the mirrors, look carefully for anything that’s not reflected in the mirror, and an ally with info. … Oh, I found this!

Wario- Wario, I’m so touched. You may be mean looking, but you must have a good heart if you’ve retrieved this many Power Stars. You’ve proven yourself, which is why I trust you with one of the castle’s secrets. In the room with the mirrors, look carefully for anything that’s not reflected in the mirror, and an ally with info. … And when you go to the water town, flood it with a high jump into the painting. Oh, and I found this.
Again- I guess I was wrong about you, Wario! You can’t be all bad if you’ve retrieved this many Power Stars. I’ll trust you with some castle secrets: In the room with the mirrors, look carefully for anything that’s not reflected in the mirror, and an ally with info. … And when you go to the water town, you can flood it with a high jump into the painting.

2nd Floor Toad

Yoshi- Thank you, Yoshi! The Power Stars are returning one by one. You’ve chased Bowser right out of here! Oh, by the way, are you collecting coins? Special Stars appear when you collect 100 coins in each of the 15 courses!

Mario- Thanks! The castle is recovering its energy as you retrieve Power Stars. You’ve chased Bowser right out of here, on to some area ahead. Oh, by the way, are you collecting coins? Special Stars appear when you collect 100 coins in each of the 15 courses!

Luigi- Hey, Luigi! I’m your biggest fan! You’re the best “supporting actor” the world’s ever seen! The work you’ve done guarding Mario is great! I think if you were a bit more shrewd and assertive, you could definitely move into a leading role! By the way, are you collecting coins? Special Stars appear when you collect 100 coins in each of the 15 courses!

Wario- Thank you, Wario! The Power Stars are returning one by one. I feel terrible that I misjudged you. I assumed you came to the castle to steal treasures… It’s just that you have such a nasty-looking face, so I thought… Oh, no, that’s not what I meant to say! Your face is very tough looking, very rugged. Perfect for scaring enemies. Ahem. Oh, yes. You like coins, right? Special Stars appear when you collect 100 coins in each of the 15 courses!

3rd Floor Toad With Star

Yoshi- You’ve finally cornered Bowser, Yoshi! I don’t want to think about what would have happened without you… I noticed something weird in the world inside the clock. When you jump inside, watch the position of the big hand! I retrieved something for you. Here, catch!
Again- You’ve finally cornered Bowser, Yoshi! If you hadn’t been around, it would’ve been disastrous! Also, there’s soemthign strange about that clock. As you jump in, watch the position of the big hand.

Mario- You’ve finally made it this far, Mario. Bowser is waiting on the top floor. Please rescue Peach. Oh, I almost forgot! There’s something odd about that clock. As you jump in, watch the position of the big hand. Oh, look what I found! Here, Mario, catch!
Again- You’ve finally made it this far, Mario. Bowser is waiting on the top floor. Please rescue the princess. I’ll stay here and, um, keep a look out. But before you go, keep in mind that the world inside the clock is weird! When you jump inside, watch the position of the big hand!

Luigi- You’ve finally made it this far, Luigi. Bowser is waiting on the top floor. Please go rescue Princess Toadstool. Oh, I almost forgot! There’s something strange about that clock. As you jump inside, watch the position of the big hand. Oh, look what I found! Here, Luigi, catch!
Again- You’ve finally made it this far, Luigi. I guess Mario’s not the only one who’s super. But remember this before you go! Very strange!

Wario- Wow! Look at all those Power Stars! Guess you’re good at collecting things besides money, huh? Oh, yeah. The world inside the clock is very peculiar. When you jump inside it, watch the position of the big hand! Oh, and I got this for you. Here, catch!

Regular Rabbits

Yoshi- Noooo! Don't eat me! I'm really tought from all the running I do. Seriously. I'd taste horrible. Let me go and I'll give you this.
Aiyeeeee! I thought I was going to die! My entire life flashed before my eyes. Here, tkae the key and leave me alone!
What part of "I'm not your lunch" do you not understand? I already gave you the key! Put me down!
I'm not chow. How many times do I have to tell you that? I know I'm irresistibly cute, but try to restrain yourself!

Mario- Ouch! Put me down! There's no need for violence, you big brute! I picked up the key, so it's mine. I don't see YOUR name on it. But I'll hand it over if you let me go. Here!
Owww! Put me down, you horrible rabbit grabber! I already gave you back the key I sto--I mean, found!

Luigi- I can't believe you caught me! Outrun by a human! This is the worst day of my life. Here, take the key.
Oh, no. I can't believe I got caught again. And by such a nobody! This is really starting to damage my self-esteem.

Wario- How'd you catch up to me with those stubby legs?! Do I have to call you boss from now on? If you put me down, I'll give you this key. Here!
Not bad, "boss." How do you run so fast with those stubby legs? Guess you can't judge a book by its cover, huh.

Big Bob-omb (1st Time)

Yoshi- I’m the Big Bob-omb, baron of all blasting matter, king of ka-booms the world over! Incredible! You’ve made it this far even without a mustache. I commend your courage. Be that as it may, I can’t just give you my precious Power Star. You must defeat me in battle if you want it! You’ll be quite helpless facing my Bob-omb minions. Now, put your tongue back in your mouth. It’s quite undignified. Let’s battle!
Ow! That hurts! How did I lose to a bald-faced fellow like you? Let’s just keep this between you and me. I’ll give you my precious Power Star in exchange. If you want to see me again, just select this Star from the menu.

Mario- I’m the Big Bob-omb, baron of all blasting matter, king of ka-booms worldwide! Look at my splendid mustache. It’s fit for a king! Ho ho! Your mustache makes you look like the peasant you are. What a sad little thing. If you want the Power Star, you must defeat me in battle. Ha Ha Ha! But there’s no way I’d ever lose to a puny mustache like that.
Ow! That hurts! Your throwing aim is still way off, but you’re pretty strong. I’ve always wanted a servant like you…

Luigi- I’m the Big Bob-omb, baron of all blasting matter, king of ka-booms worldwide! You’ve got some nerve making it this far. Despite your looks, you seem to be quite brave. I commend you. Nevertheless, the Power Star is a precious item from King Bowser. I will not give it to you. If you want it, you must defeat me.
Ooh! Ouch! You don’t look like much, but you are pretty tough. Just wait until I restyle my mustache! I’ll make you my servant. See you soon…

Wario- I’m the Big Bob-omb, baron of all blasting matter, king of ka-booms worldwide! What’s this? You’re not royalty… Yet your mustache is distinguished looking. How impertinent of you to flash that facial hair here! I will crush you and yank out that mustache of yours. Don’t you run away!
Ooh! Ouch! Could it be that, with a noble mustache like yours, you’re stronger than me? I’ll be back when my mustaches grows sharper. Just you wait!

Goomboss

Yoshi- Bwa ha ha! I'm no ordinary Goomba... I am Goomboss, the great Goomba, the grand poo-bah Goomba. That Mario always stomps on us. But now the tables have turned! I locked him up in a room. I bet he's crying like a baby. I have no business with you, so scram! There's no way a prehistoric wimp like you could beat my stupendous stomps!
Beaten by a pip-squeak like you... How did that happen? Is it just the Goombas' fate to lose? I have Mario locked up in a room, you know. This key will open the door to his room! I still can't believe you beat me.

Mario- You're Mario!!! What are you doing here?! My underlings locked you up in that room. Never mind. I'll deal with you myself! Now I will trample you as you have trampled us!
Aaaaauuuuuuurrghhh! I am so angry I am cooking in my own succulent juices! The Goombas have lost... Again?! Is this our destiny?! To be trampled by oppressive feet for all eternity? No, we will definitely triumph next time! Yes, next time! The Goombas' fate is not defeat, but perseverance!

Luigi- Whaaa?! You’re… Ma-Mari… …Huh? Oooh, you’re just that Luigi fellow. I confused you with Mario. Your mustaches look so similar. Pshaw! I’ll deal with you specially. Now, bring it on!
This is unbelievable. I…lost to that pip-squeak Luigi! This must be some kind of mistake! I’ll keep my guard up next time we battle. Just you wait…

Wario- I have my sights set on Mario. You’re hardly even worth the energy it would take to trample you. But I do so love to stomp on those who have spent all eternity stomping my clan. And since you’ve come all this way… Bring it on!
I can’t believe you just beat me like that… N-not too shabby. I figured you were a fighter with that mean mustache. I’ll battle you again when I have free time. You should thank your lucky stars that I’ve got such a packed schedule.

Big Boo

Mario- Eee hee hee! I am Big Boo, the spookiest of all the spirits! I locked up the wimpy green mustache man. And I'll do the same to you! Eee hee hee! Since I'm a ghost, I can turn invisible in the mirror's reflection. You'll have to attack me from behind to defeat me. But you'll die of fright before that ever happens! And then you'll be one of us!
Eee hee hee! You can never really kill a ghost! We always come back! See you again. Eee hee hee!

Luigi- Eee hee hee! I am Big Boo, the ghastliest of all ghosts! What the…? I thought I locked you up… Well, never mind. Now I’ll really creep you out! You can’t escape… Eee hee hee!
Eee hee hee! We ghosts always rise from the dead. I just love the look of terror on your face! In fact, I live for it! Eee hee hee! See you soon!

Wario- Eee hee hee! I am Big Boo, the scariest of the spirits. Eek! What’s this?! Your face… It would even scare a ghost. How horrible! You’ve got it backwards… I do the scaring around here! All right, now I’ll put some real fear in that frightening face of yours! Eee hee hee!
Augh! The scariest one wins, and your face is flesh-creepingly frightening. Good thing I don’t have any flesh! Eee hee hee! This is not the end. See you again.

Chief Chilly

Mario- You there with a mustache! I am the king of cold, Chief Chilly. I lock up anyone who challenges the greatness of my mustache. I am the mustache master! In fact, I locked up a rdue fellow just the other day. Hmph!! The nerve of him, coming to my realm looking like that. Your mustache is not altogether bad. Not as grand as mine, of course. But what insolence in trying to show me up! I shall shave that fuzz right off your face. Here I come!
Dang!! There’s someone with a greater mustache than mine? Ridiculous! Does this mean you’re cooler than me, too? You might be gifted follically, but you better watch out once I get my mustache styled.

Luigi- You there with a mustache! I am the king of cold, Chief Chilly. I lock up anyone who challenges the superiority of my ‘stache. In fact, I locked up one such fellow just the other day. Hmm. What a sad, mangy mustache you’ve got there. It hardly seems worth it to destroy you. With a ‘stache like that, you’re clearly the sidekick, not the star. But I’, between meetings now, so I might as well. In the battle for the best mustache, I’ll win, hairs down. Ha ha ha! Bring it on, peach fuzz!
No way! I lost to such a scrawny guy like that…? Hmmmm, did I not groom my mustache well enough? I must hurry home and condition it… Farewell!

Wario- You there with a mustache! I am the king of cold, Chief Chilly. I imprison those who challenge the greatness of my mustache. In fact, I locked a man up just the other… What’s this? You look just like the impertinent mustached man I locked up the other day. Has everyone been taking mustache grower? There’s only one way to settle this once and for all. We’ll battle man-to-man to see who has the best mustache! Let’s rumble!
Oh noooooo! I lost! Augh! My mustache… My pride and joy, my reason for living! Now I suppose I’ll have to explore new pursuits.